Meet Our November Pet of the Month: Bertie

Formal name:
Bertie Kray
Nickname(s):
Berts, Bertie Berts, Bertie Girl, Bertie No!
Favorite treat:
All of them.
Favorite activity:
Bertie loves treat dispensing puzzles. We try to find the most challenging ones because she figures them out very quickly.
Favorite season:
Bertie loves catio season.
Best friend(s):
Bertie doesn’t really have cat friends because she can sometimes be a little too pouncy and bitey with them, so her humans are her best friends.
What their catchphrase would be if we could understand what they said:
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.”
Where would they hide if you were playing hide and seek?
Bertie would hide in the cat food cabinet, though the crunching would give her away.
If you were to give them a 1-5 star review with a comment, what would it read?
★★★★★ Five Stars! Looking to dispose of important documents but don’t have a paper shredder? Consider Bertie the Cat’s Paper Shredding services. Bertie is the industry leader in ripping up unwanted, (or wanted), documents left on desks or on the floor. She will even destroy and scatter tissues at no extra charge!
If they had a human job, what would it be?
Bertie would be a patrol officer if patrol officer’s were trying to apprehend squirrels and house sparrows.
Any other fun tidbits for their profile?
Bertie is a little goofball. She’ll eat birdseed if we don’t properly secure the seed bag, she’ll roll around in the litter box with such delight, and she’ll dunk toy mice into her water bowl. She also makes adorable cooing sounds when greeting us and when she eats.
